I’m just getting into pizza right now and oh my god it’s so deep and the fandom is so nice!!!
I ship pepperoni/cheese. Pepperoni/pineapple is so noncanonical, I just think anybody who ships it is pulling them both way out of character.
Okay, I know it’s like, a total crackship or something, and is SUPER UNPOPULAR, but mushroom/pepperoni/cheese is my OT3 and they belong together, forever.
Come on, as soon as you bring in all these weird versions you’re just writing an AU, you might as well not even call it pizza by that point.